Many men when they come to see us remark on how lucky I am (Geeze) to have Minx as my partner, some-one who’s understanding, liberal, kinky and sex positive. One night recently I found myself saying the same to a guy in South Yorkshire. So I’m going to share the experience here for the benefit of all you sexy MF couples who may be about to ‘take things a stage further’.
Minx & I were returning home from shopping at the Sales in Harrogate when the phone rang. A woman asked if we were available. Minx was about to point out that we don’t see couples as a couple when she talked over her saying loudly that ‘she needed a man for her husband’. It was a winding road and we don’t have ‘hands free’ so after a bit more garbled conversation not helped by a poor signal, Geeze pulled in to a layby as she rang back for a third time. Her name was Kathleen, and it turned out she was serious, and wanted a man to satisfy not only her husband’s bi-curiosity but her own interest as a voyeur. They were in South Yorkshire…the opposite direction to which we were now travelling, so arrangements were made to call her back upon our return home and to fix a time. She was saying she wanted a ‘man NOW’…clearly they were both horned up and I suspected it could be ‘the drink’ talking. When I did get round to call her she was more composed and a little flirty…she didn’t really know whether she wanted me solo or us as a couple, but Minx is still recovering from being off sick, so it was agreed that I’d go solo…Kathleen seemed more than happy for that to happen. I sometimes see guys solo but not so often couples, so I was looking forward to the visit. I half expected to receive a text later calling it all off, so just before leaving sent a message to say ‘I was on my way’ just to see what the reaction would be. It was all good! I’d also checked their address on Google Map; it was a large rambling house in a tiny hamlet out in the country; I’d asked her what kind of car they had so I could verify exactly which house was there’s in the dark, and the make and model matched what I saw on Google Street View, so I was confident they were genuine.
When I arrived later that night there were two houses both with the same make and colour of car, so I called them. The phone was answered this time by hubby, and I caught sight of him as he appeared on a doorstep beckoning me towards their home. He was dressed in a polo shirt and a kind of towel come throw, reminding me of Indian or even Hippy dress & culture. He was stocky with a broad smile, & greeted me warmly as I shut off the car’s engine and reached for my briefcase…packed full of toys & sex consumables. During the phone conversations I’d heard him shouting in the background, and had wondered privately if this was a meet arranged by the wife without his full willing consent. I needn’t have worried. I was ushered into a large and comfortable living room, country style with a glowing wood-burner…a pretty blonde in her 50’s sat on a sofa, her face lighting up as I crossed the room to kiss her and say Hello. Her other half went away to get me a drink, returning with a beer, then seated himself down next to Kathleen. The pair were quick to tell me they’d never done anything like this before. Gently probing them for more information revealed they’d ‘swung’ once and were disappointed, sufficiently so as to not to repeat the experience; she said she didn’t like it. She also said she didn’t want to participate tonight except as a voyeur, which I thought was a bit of a pity since she was fit and attractive, a svelte Size 6, dressed in a leopard print tunic with three quarter length sleeves half cut out, black leggings and chunky ankle boots…the outfit screamed ‘I’m still sexy, I’m still fun’ and indeed she was. They asked ‘what I did’ and were fascinated to learn I was a full time escort. It wasn’t long before I was kneeling on the floor talking to her man (we’ll call him Terry) about his same sex desires, while wifey watched from a distance, sat on another sofa opposite. Apparently he’d always been turned on by the sight of other men’s penises but never done anything more than watch gay and bi porn…with his wife. I told him I got turned on by bottoms…male and female; he reiterated that ‘cock’ was his preference, prompting me to remove his towel and begin handling him. His cock was average in size and flaccid. He apologised in advance about the likelihood of him failing to achieve a full erection as an ED sufferer; I explained to him that it’s a common scenario in men of all ages, and there were ways to help, including a change of scenery, cock rings, silk scarves, sexual performance enhancers…I re-assured him he had nothing to prove and he could relax. This was meant to be a fun-time.
“I rose from a kneeling position to half straddling him and kissing him which turned Kathleen on like a switch, and she got even more excited when I went down on him”…
I wanted her not to hold back; yes it would be nice if she’s get all her kit off, but I didn’t want to be pushy, and suggested to her that it would be quite OK if she wanted to openly masturbate while watching. Terry was quite enthusiastic and after a while inquired as to ‘How close would I get to actually fucking him?’ I suppose they assumed between themselves that our escort profiles might be like so many others, long on promises but short on delivery. I’d already told Kathleen on the phone to make sure her man ‘was clean in all his little places’ and she assured me they both were. My reply to Terry was it depended on how clean he was and how tight he was. I also told him I had the experience & know-how to make him ready for ‘the full service’ while reaching to gently rub his bumhole and to finger him. Things got pretty hot and full-on, playing on the sofa and down and dirty on the carpet. I put a condom on some big beads…from fingering I knew he was well past the baby bead stage, and gently inserted them in full view of Kathleen. This sent her over the top; She stood up, removing her ankle boots…it was quite comical as one proved difficult to kick off, she was very turned on and excited and needed to frig herself immediately, NOW, this minute! She dropped her leggings and kicked those off too, now revealing her girly cunt, completely shaven, trim thighs and a pert bottom, partially concealed by the tunic. She sat back down, legs open, stimulating herself with a tiny pink vibrator. Once I’d tested his mancunt with the beads it was time to move on to something bigger, a 4” jelly cock dildo, and one of my faves for bi men; It’s quite fat and fairly short…if they can take that they can usually take cock with a bit more work. You need a decent coating of anal lube. I use one with a slight anaesthetic in it to numb sensation a little…there’s usually a few ‘Oohs’ and ‘Ahhs’ as the probe gently slides in. Asking men to relax and to try and ‘draw it in’ with their muscles also helps, and then there comes that sweet moment when it pops right in as far as the flange…Folks…you need to remember that an ass, unlike a pussy has no end as such, so you must use toys designed for anal use for safety’s sake OK? You really DON’T WANT to end up in A&E do you? A guy told me recently he’d been fucked years ago by a man way too big & with no compassion or feeling, causing injury and the need for surgery to RECTify things (sorry I couldn’t resist that). He’d never been the same since…isn’t that just awful? So always play safe and with people who know what they’re doing. Once Terry had it fully inserted I proceeded to fuck him gently with it causing Kathleen to stand and masturbate to a really noisy climax. It was a good job the house was detached cuz her cries were loud and extreme;
“It felt so good to me that these two people were getting off and I was delivering the experience they’d hoped for and more”…
While probing him with the dildo I was getting another condom ready for my own cock, rolling it on then encouraging Terry to draw his knees up to his chest. I grabbed a large black square shaggy cushion and shoved it under his lower back and bottom, raising his ass to an easier position for penetration. Balancing on the cushion with legs either drawn up or up wide and open I know feels sexy and ‘vulnerable’ …and more fuel for the raging sexual fire. I don’t want to get boring but the two of us fucked every which way. Him on his tummy and me on top gave Kathleen a front seat view of two asses and two set of balls, it fulfilled her dream as a voyeur; I finished off in a scissors position, telling her to come close and seat herself down on the sofa next to us on the floor. She could see my cock sliding directly into his anus, slowly, in and out, a turn on for her which escalated into yet another powerful orgasm. Terry by now had had enough of fucking so we frotted which really seem to hit the spot for him. I’d tied his cock and balls tightly with a silk scarf to act as a ring (none of the 4 rings fitted very well) and his semi flaccid penis responded, growing to around six inches and I’d say around 90% hard. It wouldn’t stay that way for long but no shame to him…this was a night of so many firsts with no signs of nerves. I tried every trick to make him climax but to no avail…very often his kind will cum when I’m away & down the road a little, when they’re reflecting on the enormity of it all and back in their ‘own private space’. An escort who’ll tell you they guarantee to make a guy cum every time is a liar, it’s just not like that in real-life with all its ailments, stresses, poor work-life balances, and lousy diets…all contributors to diminishing sexual performance. Repeat visits and experimentation with natural enhancers like Zuyosa, Viagra, and aids like rings, sleeves, or just patience & persistence will often improve the situation…it’s a subject close to my heart from meeting so many men, former studs some of them, struggling as they age to maintain performance. (and don’t think it’s just Boomers & GenXer’s ….we’ve met guys in their thirties too who struggle). Terry peaked when we were frotting together and we couldn’t quite get him finished off. He said as much, but now they both wanted to see me cum. I positioned myself between them on the sofa, sat back deep in the seat, legs open, one over Terry who wanked me while fingering my ass, the other leg over Kathleen’s. She started yelling words of encouragement but told me not to ‘spunk in her hair’ as she tweaked my right nipple hard, enough to make me orgasm, like a Roman Candle, heavy white jism exploding in a fountain, landing back down on my cock and tummy, Phew, Glorious, and what a lovely fun & genuine couple these two turned out to be.
While warming down, they asked me a thousand questions about life as an escort; they were especially fascinated by outcall experiences…was it safe? What were the guys lik
e? Kathleen was interested to learn that most of my/our clients as a couple are married men. She agreed with a theory promoted by Minx, that as escorts we are often saving marriages from break-up by providing an outlet for men with same-sex desire who can’t or daren’t confide with their Significant Others about their kink. Kathleen and her man had no hang ups at all about who did what with whom, providing no-one was forced, co-erced or harmed, the very essence of SEX POSITIVITY. If you’re a couple and one or even both of you have even the slightest interest in same-sex desire, or any other kink for that matter, then I urge you to have time for one another, and to talk. Broach the subject gently…you never know what the reaction will be. We all assume we know our partner’s inside out, but in reality, we often DON’T. Bisexuality, tamed, and brought out into the open can be a truly wonderful thing and a ticket to an ever strengthening relationship. You’ve heard the saying ‘Couples who play together stay together’ haven’t you? Being bi-curious or bi-sexual doesn’t mean you’re gay! It means you’re liberated and modern and living YOUR OWN LIFE, not some stereotypical supposedly ‘normal’ existence foisted upon you by the ‘holier than thou’ or ‘conformist’ brigade aka The Establishment. Two fingers to them! And two fingers you know where 🙂 🙂 Until next time, Have fun, Remember to always stay safe sane & consensual, Luv fun50geeze xx
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