HELLO! We are FUN50COUPLE, a hot & kinky mature bisexual escort couple based in County Durham, UK ~  North East Escort Incalls ~  Local Home & Hotel Escort Outcalls across North East England, Yorkshire & Cumbria ~ Bespoke Escort Bookings London & Nationwide

'Looking for a sexy MMF or MFM threesome experience? From mild to WILD, we can satisfy your dirty desire. Short notice bookings welcome across the NORTH EAST, YORKSHIRE & EAST CUMBRIA areas, LONDON by prior arrangement. Lets have FUN together!'

She is fun, easy-going, STRAIGHT and currently brunette bobbed hair style. Bendy and Curvy, a size 16, and a 34E. He is intelligent, athletic, and FULLY BISEXUAL, but happy to play straight if that is what is expected!

What do we mean by bespoke bookings? They are 'one off' customised bookings designed around YOU. We make all the arrangements to meet at a dicreet location close to you. Ideal for guys who never visit Northern England, or prefer not to wait for escorts on tour who may be overworked and/or unreliable. Rate includes our travel, and us booking a 4-5* luxury hotel for what's effectively a local escort incall, FOR YOU & YOU ALONE, two and a half hours duration, longer by arrangement. A minimum of a day's notice is needed for a NEXT DAY BOOKING, although if you can plan more in advance that would be appreciated. It's not uncommon for guys to book us 2-3 months in advance, so get in touch for a fully bespoke sex-perience! All it takes to make it happen is a two minute phone call #JustDoIt

You might be wondering? What IS the difference between an MMF & an MFM threesome?

Don't worry we get asked this all the time! Its all in the order of the letters, so an M next to an M as in MMF is implying consensual sexual contact between the 2 guys as well as the girl.

The letter M each side of the F as in MFM implies there would be no direct sexual contact between the guys with all the attention focused on the girl. So an MFM typically could see the lady penetrated by one male while she performs oral on the other as in a Spit Roast or she could be penetrated by both guys simultaneously vaginally and anally AKA DP, or even both guys in one hole as in DVP or DAP. Or lets get really outrageous and have one guy penetrating the lady while she simultaneously screws another guy with a strap on; with no direct MM contact, that still could be construed as an MFM!

There are grey areas of course...in any male female male sex scenario there is bound to be close physical contact;

Feeling another guys cock indirectly through the thin membrane between vagina and ass in a DP scenario is an intense turn on to many men. An MFM threesome for some is a 'once in a lifetime' sexperience, its on their bucket list.

But for many, its the beginning of a journey as with so many things in life.

One thing leads to another and once comfortable within an MFM situation, many men seek to actively explore same sex 'desire' shall we say, especially when there's active encouragement from a female, who herself will usually be intensely aroused by the sight of 2 men 'playing'. It doesn't mean you've suddenly turned gay or even bisexual by wanting to participate in an MMF, it simply means you're inclined to be 'sexpositive'. This can be defined as 'having an attitude towards human sexuality that regards all sexual activities pleasurable & fundamentally healthy provided its consensual and no-body gets hurt'.

Human Sexuality is a spectrum & its commonly acknowledged that no one person can be considered 100% straight or 100% gay. People who are TRULY true to themselves will often identify with different areas of the spectrum as life goes by, and for a multitude of reasons...a subject in itself. Some-one may progress to become manually bi then orally bi then maybe top or bottom, then versatile and fully bi, and may even revert back to 99% straight....NOW you're confused? Don't be!

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We cater to all types wherever you may be within the sexual spectrum. We have the experience to help you get the best out of any threesome scenario. Being nervous is normal; its our job and privilege to help turn your fantasy into reality...All YOU need do is to decide whether its an incall or outcall you want then pick up the phone. 

Visiting the NORTH EAST? Map below shows our local outcall area with a selection of convenient hotels we know well. Click on the locations to help plan your trip. Remember we travel NATIONWIDE....if you're outside the local area, it's NO PROBLEM, just call us 🙂 Find the best deals on hotels HERE.