Its been a while since we updated you all with escorting news. Apologies! Since the easing of lockdowns we’ve been lucky, kept busy with pent up demand as men from all over the country beat a path to our door for kinky trysts, MFM & MMF. One week we hit an All Time High (ATH) in terms of takings. Other escorts we talk to have said the same; business has been brisk. But’s it not all roses. Younger punters are staying away, hunkered down working from home. #StaySafe is the buzz phrase & a good many of them have no intention of ever going back to the office. It seems they’re turning their back on skin on skin sex too. A recent study by Juniper Research suggests that due to a boom in interest during the plandemic, by 2026 VR (Virtual Reality) will account for 22% of all adult entertainment & be valued at a staggering 19 billion dollars. Another survey revealed 25% of GenZ’s would rather give up sex than their mobiles. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Some of you’ll know we were already 30% of the way through building a new escorting platform refreshingly different from what’s currently available. As the scamdemic has dragged on, with little sign of fortune improving for millions of businesses affected by it, we put the project on hold. The escorting business in general began slowing. We’ve also heard, backed up by our own observations, that the BDSM scene has shrunk considerably too. Yes we work in the ‘oldest profession’, yes we’re used to jumping through endless hoops just to survive, and yes we know we’re all victims who need to be ‘saved’ [NOT]. At the end of the day though it comes down to money. If we’re dealing with a shrinking customer base, endless ramping up of ‘Project Fear’ by NWO, and shifting consumer trends it pays to PAUSE and LISTEN. You can read more about the current state of play in December’s NEWS VIEWS & SCREWS, out around the middle of the month, with an extra bonus issue on Xmas Day.
November in the North East has seen a marked reduction in client numbers; Its normally a fairly busy month & the start of the run up to Christmas, however, business travel is still 35% down, a sector we rely on heavily living in an area with relatively few people. In short, the well’s running dry, so we’re back touring, Johnson-Javid permitting. I jest. We don’t take orders from them anyway, but 90% of folk do, hence the situation prolonging. If transport restrictions get too draconian we may have to cancel our plans. All being well though, we’ll be kicking the New Year off in LONDON, basing ourselves in the LONDON BRIDGE area of the City, close to Bank & Monument tube stations. We’ll be working incalls, and outcalls to anywhere in Central or Greater London inside the M25. We used to visit Wales at New Year, but Drakeford’s put paid to that; so if you’re a Welsh client (of which we have many) look out for us in Bristol or Gloucester February/March kinda time. Scotland we’ve written off too. Sorry guys, but we want no truck with Sturgeon & her Gestapo aka Police Scotland. As far as the London Tour is concerned, we’ll be checking in Sunday 2nd January 2022, and leaving on Thursday 6th January. So if you wanna catch up with us get in touch. Old friends & new clients welcome for MMF, MFM, domination, cuckolding and electrostimulation, seasoned players or newbies, over the age of 35. Give Minx a call on 07981-726237 and she’ll fix up a meeting; due to ever increasing numbers of timewasters please don’t be offended if she asks for a deposit, it’s the only way we can remain viable; no shows & time-wasters cost us dear.
Other escorting news: We’re compiling a wish list of new toys in the CBT department. It’s an area Geeze is interested in, and it would seem many of our clients are too. The best devices are on Etsy or from German outlets, meaning a ton of hassle with tariffs and duties, Stay tuned. We’ll get there.
Wrapping this short blogpost up, all that remains is for us to wish you well throughout December & the run up to THE BIG DAY which reminds us…did you see the gay Norwegian Santa, or the Tesco Father Christmas who’ll only entertain kids & parents who are vaccinated? Sick or what? Needless to say, we’re shopping at local traders & ICELAND, which is pretty much how it’s felt here in recent days! They’ve had 5 feet of snow not far from us, at the Tan Hill Inn 1760ft up on the Pennines with 60 drinkers trapped there for 3 days due to the A66 closed. Cheers to that! Luv fun50couple xxx
