Q4 2024 Blowoff Top?
So sexy friends & followers, we enter Q4 & the run up to Christmas. Q4 I hear you ask? The fourth quarter of 2024, and traditionally the busiest three months of the year for commerce and trade. If you knew straightaway what I was referring to, you’re probably on the same page as us, focused,…
A high in High Wycombe
We’re forever getting calls from guys all over the UK especially London who’ve seen ‘our advert’ and want an incall booking, like straightaway. And its usually because they’ve spotted us on some shady platform that’s lifted details off of AdultWork without permission so they can gain numbers and attract other (paying) subscribers. Other times though,…
Tall Ships Hartlepool 2023
Hello sexy friends! Just a quick update on a major event happening this week on our doorstep. It’s officially promoted as ‘The Tall Ships Races Hartlepool 2023’ organised by Sail Training International. Find out more HERE, including a full list of visiting ships. Some of them are impressive to say the least… square riggers weighing…
Escort Tour
So guys, are you all back to work and settled after the Christmas festivities, looking forward to an exciting new decade? A new Roaring Twenties perhaps? Or are you still suffering from #backtowork blues? Whichever way, if you’re a horny mature gent in the South East looking for sexy threeway fun, we’d love to meet…
Escort News
What’s Going On? Fun50Couple NEWS about upcoming tours to Wales & LONDON, If you’re looking for a South Wales Escort Couple with a bit of experience, read abt our tour to Swansea, Cardiff & Bristol
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Summer 2019
July saw us performing in our first semi pro filmshoot. We got some half decent footage, yet to be edited of Minx as Mistress Orchid teaching a Manchester escort the subtleties of using a strap-on. Geeze was the lucky and very willing recipient, Read more…
WHAT’S GOING ON? May ’19
We’ve had another manic month, busy building our new playroom in between meetings with clients old and new, Learn more…
What’s going on? APRIL ’19
We’re installing a 4 poster bondage bed with sling and pendulum, stocks, low bondage bench, & a whipping/f*cking bench, complimented by a French Gothic styel…
What’s going on? MARCH’19
Wanting to get sensual and very sexual with another MAN and his woman simultaneously doesn’t mean you’re on the road to Gaytown; it just means you’re open-minded, sex positive and some-one with the balls to make it happen. Read more from the UK’s #1 mature bi escort couple….