UK Escort Couple | 2020 | Year in Review
Our review? In a word, SHITE. 2020’s been a year we’d rather forget & I’m sure you’ll think the same. Unless you’re one of Johnson, Sunak or Hancock’s cronies and been ‘awarded’ a multi million pound contract for PPE; despite the fact your company’s only 6 weeks old and never turned a profit. While 3…
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Hi folks! Apparently to qualify for the self employed ‘grants’ being doled out by HMRC sometime in the future, one has to prove one’s business has been affected by COVID-19. I can’t think of a business out there that could be more drastically affected than escorting can you? Contrary to conjecture, we’ve never been in…
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So guys, are you all back to work and settled after the Christmas festivities, looking forward to an exciting new decade? A new Roaring Twenties perhaps? Or are you still suffering from #backtowork blues? Whichever way, if you’re a horny mature gent in the South East looking for sexy threeway fun, we’d love to meet…
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Summer 2019
July saw us performing in our first semi pro filmshoot. We got some half decent footage, yet to be edited of Minx as Mistress Orchid teaching a Manchester escort the subtleties of using a strap-on. Geeze was the lucky and very willing recipient, Read more…
WHAT’S GOING ON? May ’19
We’ve had another manic month, busy building our new playroom in between meetings with clients old and new, Learn more…