Hello sexy friends! We get many requests this time of year from guys who are looking for Escort Services in London & the North East who wanna ‘treat themselves’ for Christmas, and WHY NOT? First and foremost you have to look after NUMBER 1 aka YOU! So where are we going to be? Because we would LOVE TO MEET YOU. We had planned to be in County Durham rather more than London this month, but that’s all changed due to a former IT staffer putting a spanner in the works, so we now CAN’T WAIT to get back to London’s BUZZ! Expect us from the 8/9th onwards in Wembley until the 12th. December 13-14-15th we’re back in North East England, then it’s back down the A1 to Wembley again until the 19th when we move over to a luxury suite close to Stratford City London E20 until Sunday 23rd December. 
CHRISTMAS EVE we’re uncertain just now whether we’ll be in Statford City or County Durham, stay tuned. CHRISTMAS DAY & BOXING DAY we’re off, but plan to resume work Thursday 27th. The few days between Xmas and New Year are always busy with guys fooked off with ‘playing happy families‘…if that sounds like you then register interest in good time and we’ll fit you in, even if you’re somewhere in Britain miles away from London or the NorthEast…we can easily accommodate you with a Bespoke Booking, more details on our web pages.
2019 promises to be a challenging year for us all. The Brexit shambles, Age Verification & Censorship of Pornography, Restrictions on Online Escort Advertising, talk of introducing ‘the Nordic Model’ are all things we are concerned about, and so should YOU be too. As always there will be winners & losers; we’re working hard on more than just ‘keeping our heads above water’ as long-held dreams of a fully equipped playroom slowly morph into reality; more NEWS about that COMING SOON. We’ll be posting again just before Xmas, and you can look forward as usual to a NEWS VIEWS & SCREWS Christmas Day Special, especially good for those of you at home alone; If you don’t know what we’re talking about then you’ll not be a subscriber, so you might like to fill in the popup and join the club. It’s just a bit of fun, it costs nothing, and there’s no HARD SELL! This year’s been a rocky one with respect to the blogging and the sextoy side, but we’re here for the LONG HAUL. New subscribers keep coming in almost on a daily basis, and we really do appreciate each and every one of you, especially when you pick up the phone and meet us in the flesh like several guys have this year. THANK YOU! Many of us are on a sexual journey, and we are no exception. We meet people nowadays we wouldn’t have entertained years ago…the secretly bicurious/bisexual and cuck brigade still make up a good proportion of our lovely clients, however, increasing numbers of more serious players are meeting with us, especially cross-dressers and e-stimmers. So don’t be shy, get in touch! Take care guys! Luv, fun50couple xx
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